Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
I made out with an Italian cab driver. Not cool. Help. Good news he will drive us anywhere we want to go as long as you cook food?!?!?! I want to melt into the pavement.
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
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