lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
Hey man, when I left for work she was laying on the couch naked cuddling your keurig, can you clean that mess up?
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
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