addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
People kept wishing me happy birthday last night. apparently i was 21st birthday drunk
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
I guess I was running around slapping people in the face with a slice of turkey telling them that the only way to beat alcohol addiction is to go cold turkey.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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