im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
I am drunk as shit eating pancakes. I am not the person to call.
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
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