Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
ugly people sure do ruin things
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
As I was throwing up blood I assured concerned onlookers that I had simply "eaten a lot of ketchup today"
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
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