take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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