she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
we're making bets on your personal life
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
how did my horoscope know i was too hungover to operate a stove.
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
I didn't tell that thing I wasn't coming over. Whoops
You know you haven't dated in a while when you call boys "that thing" and call dates "a boy type thing."
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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