Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
You tried tipping the cashier at Cook Out by shoving a dollar bill down his shirt and yelling "Magic Mike"
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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