It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
I thought of you this morning when I woke up in a bed with a girl wrapped in duct tape dressed as a coors light can.
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
:)
i can feel colors
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