I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
How many times can I tell him that I wasn't expecting sex before he finally figures out that I'm just too lazy to shave?
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
Wow my largely unnecessary pool of lizard-related knowledge finally came in handy. Are you proud?
I don't know what to say
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
Randomize
