Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
you took him to the bathroom with you to pee and told him he had to hold your hand..but he couldn't turn on the lights because you didnt want him to hear you peeing..and still got laid. i wish i had your life.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
There's cereal in my underwear. Was I in your apartment at any time last night? That's the only logical explanation for this.
Shitty. Well if it makes you feel any better I just had a toothless wasted crackhead in my bar who was mad because there are TOO MANY FUCKIN TREES in Nantucket.
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
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