I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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