Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
You rolled over grabbed my crotch and said "that's my waffle." I'm sleeping on the couch next time.
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
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