I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
There are 144 bottles of wine in my mother's pantry. She just shrugged her shoulders and said it was for the wine pong tournament on Christmas Day.
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
Robert just walked in drunk, grabbed my Jameson from me, told me to let him do his thing, and spilled it all over the coffee table. Then he told me to grab a funnel because he was going home.
1) I'm a decent drunk texter. 2) My world is spinning. 3) I'll give you a dollar and a hug for a glass of water. 4) I love you. 5) Example: your penatrive ways are overwhelming my alternative lyfestyle. 6) That is all.
7) Noodle arms: engage
The example was me just using big words while hammered. You're welcome. Ambidextrious. I spelled it right.
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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