Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
Almost there.
define "almost". like I have enough time to watch a youtube video or oh shit, put on some goddamn pants because they're in the driveway.
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
I have one of those hangovers where you visualize how awesome it would be to climb in your fridge and drink glacier water
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
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