Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
Randomize
