Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
wait do you know what youre gonna say if they ask how youre getting back?
yes. helicopter.
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
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