I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
Just saw our highschool guidance counselor at the bar and he's taken six shots in the last hour. Those teenagers have fucking hardened him.
Well I mean enduring a 45 minute conversation about C-sections was worth the 9 jello shots those soccer moms gave me.
You used your chihuahua as a pillow screaming "HE'S A PILLOW AND A PET" and proceeded to puke in the dog bed
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
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