I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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