I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
Bring me that man meat
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
Hey buddy, turns out those were the PB&shroomwiches, soooo you may want to reconsider dinner with your girlfriends family tonight...
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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