if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
Come see our sink grown plant.
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
Someone shattered a urinal.
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
i've hit rock bottom. Eating pringles and playing taylor swift on guitar in my underwear at 11am on a wedensday morning. Sober.
We are totally like Jim and Pam, except ya know, drunk and not together anymore.
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
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