4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
I'm at derby!
The kentucky derby! But its night time, theres no way the horses are awake at this time.
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
i wish that every time i slipped on a sheet of ice i had the ability to recover with a michael jackson move
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
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