It was at that point the crowd that gathered realized i wasn't getting arrested, and passed the sobriety tests. I got a standing ovation from 25 strangers
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
i need to find a birthday card for her that tells her how happy i am that i can now legally bang her
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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