just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
I'm like a magical alcohol dispenser. I pulled this kahlua out of my vagina.
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
I was doing drugs in the men's room so my employee went in to the woman's for the same reason but left proof and got caught. Had to fire him cuz I bogarted his dope spot. Awesome.
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
When we were in Vegas he tried to get an Elvis impersonator to act dead on a toilet so he could take photos. This is even worse
You left me a note that said "The Earth is blowing up. Bring the Rosé." WTF.
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