Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
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