I kiss like a newly born barfing kangaroo
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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