Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
I don't save the phone numbers of guys I don't like. That way it's a surprise when a random number texts me and tells me I have great tits.
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
If we had kids we couldn't come home, get high and watch porn together. And that's like the only reason I get up in the morning
you made out with another girl for some wings
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
I was just informed that I asked for a glass of wine at the police station
I'm sure it would have gone very well with the cigarette you lit there.
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
Randomize
