He kissed a someone with a penis
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
PS: I just woke up from my shower
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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