didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
I hear youre working today. To keep you entertained, ive compiled a list of condiments that my dick has NOT been slathered in since last Friday: Relish, and raspberry jam. That's right.
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
The wine is franzia the food is cheese puffs there is a canoe full of beer and the andre glasses are mason jars glued to candle sticks. i shit you not. Best. Wedding. Ever.
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
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