at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
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