Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
apparently the dude across the street has been dead for like a month. now I feel bad about pissing on his lawn
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
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