Where you are. You must stay where you are are
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Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
My pants are like a grocery bag containing ONLY jelly beans right now.
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
Getting knocked up by someone with a good job and a big dick, okay. I can handle that. Getting knocked up by someone who sells dildos for a living and has a tiny dick, SOMEBODY is losing a pair of balls.
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