I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
You do realize there's a subtle difference between not remembering your outfit from april 17th of last year vs forgetting that last night you undressed in the street and were grabbing every dick you could reach, right?
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
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