Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
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