with your own penis?
haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
im going to pretend im pregnant so i can eat a lot then i will accidentally fall down the stairs
thank god he doesn't hang out with everyone else i've had sex with
well, yeah, he can't fit the whole neighborhood in his apartment
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
I'm standing on the corner in a banana costume and cape with frozen bananas in my utility belt reassessing my life decisions.
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
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