I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
Meanwhile she's getting her law degree and I'm dropping Cool Ranch Doritos down my bra because I'm laying down eating on the couch
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
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