I'll buy you a vibrator, we can get married for tax benefits, and live happily ever after with lots of doggggs.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
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