yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
It feels appropriate that the wallet of my high school and college years would die at the hands of a spilled bong. Which in and of itself is a solid metaphor for those years.
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
Should I put the spider I likely swallowed in my sleep into my calorie tracker?
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