This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
splinters make it hard to masturbate
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
All I wanted was a quiet evening to masturbate and eat cake and instead you ruined it by bringing girls over.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
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