..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
Can't imagine what could be worse than pet-naming your penis, but I'll let it go.
Training to be a housewife: cleaning the house and masturbating while cookies are in the oven.
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
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