i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
he asked me to put his condom on because he couldn't see without his glasses
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up.
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
The only person who DOESN'T think it's a horrible idea to sleep with my ex is my therapist. Obviously I trust her judgement above all others.
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
You need a new phone. When you talk it sounds like the teacher from Peanuts while she's trying to give a blowjob.
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