I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
A girl in McDonalds just asked if I was in here wasted a few nights ago throwing fries at the staff, I said it was my twin
We both know that wasn't me
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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