office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
We thought she was passed out on the toilet, but she raised her head to tell me the word I couldn't remember was "empathize." Then she puked blood and passed out.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
Too bad Amazon Prime wouldn't get the wine bra flask to you in time. Concealed alcohol and huge tits? Win-win.
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