I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
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