i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
Turns out the grown up version of seeing your teacher shopping is seeing your therapist is on tinder
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
Randomize
