I just had to have my mom look at my penis to figure out what it was. How do you think my day is going?
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
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