Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
i opened her purse and found 4 bottles of vodka tampons and an unopened box of birth control...
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
The intern claims someone glued plastic eyeballs to his penis last night. He going to show everyone in the conference room at 3pm. There is a $5 cover charge.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
I can't turn off my feet"
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
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