yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
where does the pee come out of this thing
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
im taking a nap outside. wake me up in an hour.
way to go to work and not wake me up. when you get home youre rubbing me with aloe and giving me a blowjob. no excuses
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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