U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
Shame - the story of my life.
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