He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
Bear grylls would be proud of my improvisation. Just used her vibrator to massage my back after hurting it at work.
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
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