Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
She woke me up with an urgent call telling me she was rolling on Mollie and swimming in the ocean. I mean that's just great. If she drowns, I'll feel responsible.
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick
I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"
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