well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
I picked my nose. Flicked it. I heard it hit something. Next thing I know, it's floating around in my wine glass.
She opened a beer bottle with her armpit and then gave me a cigarette from the waistband of her underwear. I dont know if I want to be her or marry her.
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
I can't trust your balls anymore.
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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