He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
Im blasting "Fat Bottom Girls" as loud as humanely possible in attempts that old ladies doing water aerobics will take the hint and get the fuck out of the pool.
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
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