google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
You know it's an interesting night when you drunkenly scream at your boss, "You'd make a HORRIBLE OBGYN!! You're hands are ENORMOUS!"
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
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