I'm curled up in a ball on the floor of my office with the lights off. I hope no one notices. No more open bar. Woof.
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
May the power of my ass compel you!!
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
There are leaves in my underwear?
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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