What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
shape ups are the best shoes to wear when youre stoned. its like walking on little trampolines every step.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
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