Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
You called me twice to tell me that you spit in your own eye, when I was right next to you.
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
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