So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
I just watched a girl at work pick her nose with 4 of her 5 fingers. So I now know what sausage biscuits taste like in vomit form.
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
My ass is underappreciated
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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